Catholic
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- verma joes gigles i coud hear at night walking down a dark alleyway (on the way back from the gym) folowing me 

lesbians creep me out

this lesbian named verma joe used 2 stalk me!!! 1 time i got up at midnight 2 get a glass of milk and she had her tits up against my window!! i had 2 move states!

eric harris: suck on that gun bitch!
me: im so hungry!!!!! im so hungry!!!!
one time he stuck a gun n my mouth and made me suck it!
i went 2 columbine high

eric used to fuck me in the toilet

Mmm this sure is good

superstarjarrod:

Too bad she couldnt have any

jarrod does that 2 his dad everyday its ok

Gonna eat my mom’s mom’s day pastries i bought her cuz she pissed me off

superstarjarrod:

/badass

i know how u feel i threw my grandma clamsleys favrite dildo away wen she pissed me off bcus she woudnt buy me a new bra

my sisters retarded husband broke the water thing
omg! can u catch lazy eye!

i just saw a fucking man with a lazy eye i tried not 2 look at his eyes but i loked straight at them! am i going 2 get one now!

having a good mothers day with grandma clamsley

we kidnaped barbara and tied her up were playing pin the tail on the fat bitch