- my grandma clamsley giving me lynching advice

uffie:

dont fuckng say that i look canadian what does that even mean

omg u dont look canadian who said tht

superstarjarrod:

ratchetmess:

one day she’ll be a porn star… right.

omg punkerella made it 2 ratchedmess!!

highpriestessjanice:

LORD SATAN PLEASE LET ME SEE THIS LADY AGAIN SHE PICK MY MONEY UP AND SMILE IN MY TELLING ME SHE AINT SAW ME IN AWHILE OUT I PRAY TO GOD SHE DONT SEE ME AGAIN THE BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY I HOPE SHE LOOSES MORE IN THAT AT THE END TRIPPLE THAT SATAN BLESS ME TONIGHT TRIPPLE WHAT SHE TOOK BECAUSE…

jarrod: r u hungry daddy! HAHAAHAHAH! *eats a bowl of cookie dough*

his obese friend: *spanks him n the ass* U GO JARROD EAT IT!

- verma joes gigles i coud hear at night walking down a dark alleyway (on the way back from the gym) folowing me 

this lesbian named verma joe used 2 stalk me!!! 1 time i got up at midnight 2 get a glass of milk and she had her tits up against my window!! i had 2 move states!